For the first time in decades, I no longer live on a gravel road. This is now the chronicle of my life as I begin my third year in the city
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Saturday Spinning
Actually, there will be no spinning for me today, other than of the mental variety. I'll be leaving the house in a few minutes, and won't be home until 2:30. Then it will be a bit of lunch, a clean up and it's off to dinner and a night of comedy. Plus, I just realized that Talia is coming over tomorrow after church with her new bike so that we can ride! And my house looks like out-takes from HGTV! So somewhere in there, I've got to find some time to straighten things back up!
Spin class yesterday was interesting - and not completely in a good way. Turns out while I was on sabbatical, my life turned into The Autumn of Medical Issues. My right boob is now sort of microchipped (not really, that was just Pebbles' suggestion - along with suggesting the implantation of a gps device so that she could track me in my dotage) - it's not a microchip, but it is a titanium marker, which I've been assured will not get me felt up by the TSA. The second thing was that my cholesterol went "insane" - a direct quote from my very reserved doc. He nearly wouldn't let me leave the office without choking down some statins. So now I'm on daily meds - SAS shoes and elastic-waist, industrial-strength polyester pull-on pants can't be far behind. So anyway, while I've got to take meds every damn day (I haven't given up on getting off of these - there has to be some reason why my numbers shot through the ceiling after being consistent for years (albeit a bit high- hereditary, cause Pebbles' is the same way), I decided to add a daily vitamin. Of the senior variety.
Unfortunately, I didn't notice that those puppies are, well, the size of puppies! OMG. But I took my first one bright and early yesterday morning before going to spin class. Mis-Take. Burpy nausea to follow. So if I want to get through the COSTCO-LIFETIME-SUPPLY of these horse pills, I'm going to have to take them at night - so not only will I have meds in the morning, but now there will be meds before bedtime, which right now feels like it should be 8:30 pm!
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picture of some pansies and kale in my front yard
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...but do you have your pills in a box marked "morning" "noon" and "evening"? If not, you're OK with forgoing the SAS shoes (for now). I have an older friend (in her 80s) who LOVES the SAS. And I wonder - at what point in life does one say screw it to any kind of style and indulge in the marshmallow shoes?
ReplyDeleteSorry you've had some medical issues - but I think Pebbles is onto something with an implanted GPS chip...
Have a great weekend, and I just love your bright pansies!
LMAO at Shelly's comment. I lost 100 pounds and my cholesterol went up. SAS shoes.....nearly all my little ladies have worn those. Sorry to about the boobage problem. I have never heard of inserting a chip, interesting.
ReplyDeleteHave fun at the comedy club tonight. Hope it goes better then the last time. Knock their socks off.
I always have to take my vitamins with a meal or I can't stomach them (and I thought I had a pretty strong stomach). Hope you can "stop the insanity" with the cholesterol.
ReplyDeleteI have to take my multi-vitamin with breakfast too. I love the pansies, and envy you a garden in January, pretty rare here (Ontario, Canada) when temps are usually way below freezing.
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