Help Wanted: I need a Coat of Arms! I am putting together a tea party for a Sunday in April and I'm doing some rather tongue-in-cheek invitations.
What I've got so far:
The Divorce'e MyRealLastName
requests the honour of your presence for Tea in the Garden of
The Collinwood-Smythe House Or Menopause Manor (haven't decided)
High Tea Attire and Hats Especially Encouraged.....
And I want to create a Coat of Arms to put on the invitation
With the silhouette of a metal chicken with the motto "At least it's not towels"
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Other Ideas/Examples Appreciated.....