|Cézanne - Large Bathers
1899-1906 (130 Kb); Oil on canvas, Philadelphia Museum of Art
I called and made the appointment - assuming that I knew what I was getting into - the car wash style of spray-ons. Um, no. Turns out - the operator, along with the spray gun, uses the body as a canvas.
As in - well, use your imagination - or don't, whichever you prefer. It's drop trou (and everything else) and this guy, we'll call him Paul - proceeded to turn me into a bronzed goddess. Evidently, he's the spray-tanner to all the competitive ballroom dancers in the area. And y'all, I am rocking me some Dana Torres abs this morning. Now I am not planning to wear a two-piece, midriff baring swimsuit, as that ship has, well, sunk but it's fun to think about being Helen-Mirren-like. He told me that I would "love him in the morning" and he's right. My (whatever the name of the ab/muscle group that runs vertically) are always visible, but let's just say they now pop with some skillful highlighting! Day-amm - what this guy can do with a spray gun is amazing. Turns out what Oprah's make-up can do for her, Paul can do for the whole body. He "contoured" my thighs, gave me a "smaller" waist and some killer ab definition. All for ten bucks. Sure, they are Lee Press-On Abs and body, but hell, it's fun for a while :-).
Take good care of yourself. Be kind to others. Paint by numbers.